You know, young girls these days just don't get enough reinforcement about the importance of not eating, getting boob jobs before they're old enough to drive or how becoming the most popular gal in Hollywood must be, LIKE SO TOTALLY OMG LOL BFF!!!!!, their life long pursuit. Thankfully, an online game known as Miss Bimbo is here to bring out the best in each and every aspiring Paris.
The main objective is simple: create your very own socialite and use any means necessary to propel her to to the absolute pinnacle of the celebrity hierarchy. And by any means, i do mean anything. Dieting pills? Check. Flashy jewelry? Check. Plastic surgery? Check.
Naturally, for a game targeted to the 9 to 16 year old crowd, it doesn't take a genius to see why Miss Bimbo is not exactly getting rave reviews in England and France (where it is targeted). The game's creator has already disabled the dieting pill option due to those pesky parental units voicing their outrage but that's going to be about as effective as removing one item from your weapons inventory in Grand Theft Auto.
Via Jezebel
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