Raiders of the Lost Aardvark

Slap a Rick James jumpsuit on, eat a Pope cookie while playing gin rummy with your George Bush in drag playing cards. Then slap an 11 million dollar ring on your finger, go out and buy the Actual World and shout “now, who’s THE king of BLING?”
All the above are actual items listed on eBay as unearthed by bayraider.tv. You know eBay has gotten too big when a whole web site is dedicated to finding the strangest, most expensive and just plain ridiculous items people offer for sale. Happy bidding!