Tattoos For Toddlers
Next time your kid asks you to get a tattoo, don’t tell them they’re crazy, tell them where they can get theirs done. Tattoo Your Toddler is a new (and no doubt extremely controversial) service to get your sweet little ones inked with a design of their choice. A groundbreaking new tattooing method, based on needle-free injection systems used in the medical industry such as the Bioject, allows kids (aged as young as 2 years old) to get their favorite design applied without the bloody, painful hell of regular tattoos. The inks are guaranteed for a minimum of 10 years, which means at least a full decade of bitter regret when your child starts to hate their tattoo after the first week.
In case any concerned parents have been freaking about this one… check the date it was posted on.
